adam p.

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20 = the last argument you had. (ON ROBERT PATTINSON WHEN UNEXPLAINABLY WATCHING TWILIGHT.)

Emma:But he is cute.
Me:Why. WHY
Emma:BECAUSE HE IS CUTE OKAY. I LIKE HIS FACE AND STUFF
Me:What does and stuff mean, I don't UNDERSTAND you.
Emma:He just looks scruffy and SEXY, okay.
Me:NO IT'S NOT OKAY, HE IS SO AWFUL I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. MY OWN SISTER.
Emma:Not by blood.
Me:THANK GOD.
Emma:Yes, thank god! You don't understand anything.
Me:Clearly. How can you like something so aesthetically appalling? HOW
Emma:Shut up, YOU'RE aesthetically appalling!
Me:You're INSANE!
Emma:Just SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND HUMOR ME ADAM. WE'RE WATCHING THIS NOW.