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20 = the last argument you had. (ON ROBERT PATTINSON WHEN UNEXPLAINABLY WATCHING TWILIGHT.)
Emma:
But he is cute.
Me:
Why. WHY
Emma:
BECAUSE HE IS CUTE OKAY. I LIKE HIS FACE AND STUFF
Me:
What does and stuff mean, I don't UNDERSTAND you.
Emma:
He just looks scruffy and SEXY, okay.
Me:
NO IT'S NOT OKAY, HE IS SO AWFUL I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. MY OWN SISTER.
Emma:
Not by blood.
Me:
THANK GOD.
Emma:
Yes, thank god! You don't understand anything.
Me:
Clearly. How can you like something so aesthetically appalling? HOW
Emma:
Shut up, YOU'RE aesthetically appalling!
Me:
You're INSANE!
Emma:
Just SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND HUMOR ME ADAM. WE'RE WATCHING THIS NOW.
September 29