October 2011
Anti-Rape Condom: The Rape-Axe →
nowplease: The device, known as The Rape-Axe, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape....
Oct 4th
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hahah so, late night thoughts: I cannot believe I still dated an ex-girlfriend for quite some time after she had cheated on me with my best friend. The things I do with my life.
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btw, that one anon question. Did it come of as me...
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Anonymous asked: whats your favorite book?
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Anonymous asked: last thing you ate?
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Anonymous asked: i have a secret crush on you
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Anonymous asked: whats your theme babe?
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Adam,
lucidstates: I hope you know that I love you. I hope you know that you’re lovely. I hope you know that you’re amazing. Your words make me feel better. I won’t be cutting today, I’ll only dream.  Could not be happier, really I couldn’t right now, you’re lovely too Christiana, okay.
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IF I COULD MARRY A BAND. I WOULD MARRY THE STROKES...
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undressmysenses replied to your post: good times I’ve said this before, but I love your writing. You should write more often. Poems, books, whatever. I know I’d buy them. Forever appreciative of this, wow, thank you!
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ADAM
nowplease: hi adam i can’t really go to your tumblr or anything to leave you a message and my dashboard looks ugly SO i am doing this here. ANYWAY, i hope you are doing very well (as always). i mean, duh. i always hope you’re doing well and that everything is well and that life is treating you nicely and that you ..idek. lol…omg. andsajkadnjnd yep. okay. HAHAHAH. beyond words. love you.
Oct 4th
good times
“Enjoy my body, I will take it away from you in my own time” I do not know. That should be my catch-phrase; I do not know. Lily is patient and understandable and it’s been lovely. Everything is normal with me, I could complain just like you all could complain, but I have other things to think about. I think I passed normalcy when I was born. Or maybe that one time when I...
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mysticadventure asked: Hi there Adam! Well I noticed you came online a few days ago or so. I hope things are going fine and if they aren't well, they will get better. Sending you sunshine☼
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September 2011
nowplease replied to your chat: 20 = the last argument you had. (ON ROBERT PATTINSON WHEN UNEXPLAINABLY WATCHING TWILIGHT.) dude.. robert pattinson is hot ok just NOT in twilight.. Paula dear. NO.  
Sep 29th
goodnight -.-
Sep 29th
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20 = the last argument you had. (ON ROBERT...
Emma: But he is cute.
Me: Why. WHY
Emma: BECAUSE HE IS CUTE OKAY. I LIKE HIS FACE AND STUFF
Me: What does and stuff mean, I don't UNDERSTAND you.
Emma: He just looks scruffy and SEXY, okay.
Me: NO IT'S NOT OKAY, HE IS SO AWFUL I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. MY OWN SISTER.
Emma: Not by blood.
Me: THANK GOD.
Emma: Yes, thank god! You don't understand anything.
Me: Clearly. How can you like something so aesthetically appalling? HOW
Emma: Shut up, YOU'RE aesthetically appalling!
Me: You're INSANE!
Emma: Just SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND HUMOR ME ADAM. WE'RE WATCHING THIS NOW.
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raccoonology: imagine how horrifying the ocean would be if fish could scream.
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I've decided I'll get better at posting.
Sep 27th
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Anonymous asked: I hope things are alright.
Sep 27th
A hundred years later: I hate myself, and I fail...
Sep 23rd
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OKAY GOODNIGHT WORLD, I'LL TRY TO PASS OUT NOW....
Sep 3rd
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nowplease asked: im seriously addicted ok i opened the bag last night and there's like 1/4 left omg
Sep 3rd
undressmysenses asked: I agree. I wish I could form words the way you do. It all seems so effortless.
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mysticadventure asked: I simply love the way you put things into words.
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